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The end is nigh

PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:01 pm
by BrunoN
I really don't know what to say.

[youtube]3oGFogwcx-E[/youtube]

Aside of "Microsoft just made software that makes song even from cat farts".

I'm guessing Timbaland already has a copy.

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:14 pm
by Amber
Image

-cough- :mrgreen:

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:17 pm
by Biert
Damn that just broke all my windows :(

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:45 pm
by Josiah Tobin
That was a truly terrible ad. They're trying way too hard. Oh god, I can't believe I watched that all the way through. :( It's even just general MIDI samples for all the music! How did this get approved? Is it a joke? I'm so horribly, horribly confused.

~Josiah

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:45 pm
by flood_of_rain
oh my god :apophis:
this has to be the shittiest most f*ckest, most shittiest thing ever created. i can see youtube and myspace flooding with these microsoft midi tracks with their horrible karaoke vocals. the end is nigh, indeed. im preparing a soundproof bunker in my back yard now :troubles:

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:56 pm
by Phase
IT... It was like the singing was dicks, and they were putting their dicks in my ears.

They were putting their song dicks in my ears. ;-;

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:16 pm
by Leechmaster
I think, before I die.. those four minutes, insignificant as they may seem, will be the ones I most regret wasting. Wow. Time to put away the internet.

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:30 pm
by Biert
Leechmaster wrote:I think, before I die.. those four minutes, insignificant as they may seem, will be the ones I most regret wasting. Wow. Time to put away the internet.

Right before you die, your life will flash before your eyes... Except this 4 minute video, which will suddenly seem to last half an hour.

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:35 pm
by AlucardXIX
0:35 in...thats all I can take...I feel so, so sorry for everyone who watched the whole thing.

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:28 am
by Hughie
Why didn't they at least get professional singers with pleasant voices for this ad? :sad:

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:46 am
by djskrimp
I rather liked it.




Stabbing my ears with pinking shears, I mean. I rather liked that over that atrocious video.

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:21 am
by sj_2150
:cry: its... the future of music. so beautiful

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:46 am
by BrunoN
It already has minor cult following, somebody fed it with David Lee Roth's vocals and created neat bit of casiocore:

http://i.gizmodo.com/5129613/david-lee- ... ure-horror

Also, microsoft's hamfisted, washing-powder style marketing (I mean, really, wtf) received a bit of makeover:

[youtube]d77eycBpuBY[/youtube]

There's 6-hour demo of this godly app available. Anyone care to feed it with, let's say, chants from beginning of No sleep till bedtime's "Velvet kevorkian"?

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:39 am
by soundsofentropy
BrunoN wrote:It already has minor cult following, somebody fed it with David Lee Roth's vocals and created neat bit of casiocore:

http://i.gizmodo.com/5129613/david-lee- ... ure-horror

Also, microsoft's hamfisted, washing-powder style marketing (I mean, really, wtf) received a bit of makeover:

[youtube]d77eycBpuBY[/youtube]

There's 6-hour demo of this godly app available. Anyone care to feed it with, let's say, chants from beginning of No sleep till bedtime's "Velvet kevorkian"?


That was pure horror. What say we feed it with the vocals from "Shitstorm"? :D

Re: The end is nigh

PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:46 am
by Biert
soundsofentropy wrote:That was pure horror. What say we feed it with the vocals from "Shitstorm"? :D

Instant Blue Screen of Death.