hello peep-holes

its been a while since ive been on the forum. been doing lots of different things. where my old homies at?

is someone here.. old..?!
good heavens!
I thought we all were eternally young!
I demand my money back!

[Octillus]

I've cut off the heads of several immortals on my quest to become the highlander.

I've cut off the heads of several immortals on my quest to become the highlander.

There can be only one!

Dibs on the Spanish Peacock!

[EphelDuath666]

hello peep-holes

its been a while since ive been on the forum. been doing lots of different things. where my old homies at?

so you somehow managed to cut my leash and escaped, eh? You're a bad boy...a very bad boy. Now don't you ever do that again!


welcome back!

You're back! Huzzah. I've been the only Cretin here regularly for ages and it's been very difficult to keep Lars satisfied all on my lonesome.

well leech, now i shall help *presents anus to lars*

[EphelDuath666]

well leech, now i shall help *presents anus to lars*

good boy! By the way, where's my Dutch whore? It's not the same when it's not the entire dirty triple consisting of you, Leechy and Biert

ill track him down. hes been running around holland screaming "Lars! the child! its yours!" while smoking crack and turing tricks for pipes and rocks... yknow... the usual

[EphelDuath666]

ill track him down. hes been running around holland screaming "Lars! the child! its yours!" while smoking crack and turing tricks for pipes and rocks... yknow... the usual

it can't be mine. Do you really think I'd have unsafe sex with him? He's got all possible STDs!

Biert told me that like a pokemon master, he wants to be an STD master becasue hes "gotta catch em all"

[EphelDuath666]

Biert told me that like a pokemon master, he wants to be an STD master becasue hes "gotta catch em all"

that is quite an accomplishment! His genital herpes is especially pretty...

[djskrimp]

Hello, Newman.

Hello, Newman.

I think he looks a bit more like Ernest Borgnine.

Holy hell.