ibanez wrote:theres a young lad called tim, he's playing soldiers, decides one isnt enough so calls for his mate, bangs at the door and out comes his mate, Sammy, so they are playing soldiers and decide to call for another friend Jonny, so they bang at the door and out pops Jonny... so soldiers they are then they decide to call a ceasfire and call for their other mate called Billy, they bang at the door and out pops his mum, "what do yis want" billy's mum says, "is Billy there we want him to come play soldiers with us" the kids reply, the mum says "sure you know our billy has no arms or legs", "aye thats ok we can use him as a sandbag"
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there were 3 families living in one big house, a white family, a Negro family and a Latin family, one day the house burned down and all but the white famliy perished in the fire, why?
because the adults were out working and the kids were at school
ok, dudes. Please stop any jokes about races, handicaps or starving etheopians. Those are not funny at all but antisocial and should be kept away from this forum.
Thank you...now go on
