That's a real ad.

"You can conveniently replace anything she uses to stop the car" Not even mildly offending. How old is that ad?

My mom could certainly use a Volkswagon.

its funny

BECAUSE ITS TRUE

"You can conveniently replace anything she uses to stop the car" Not even mildly offending. How old is that ad?

Gotta be at least the 50's. But not too long before WWII.

its funny

BECAUSE ITS TRUE

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This picture (mainly for Abydost) requires some explaining.

A perfect game in baseball means 27 up, 27 down, no runner touches the base. Since yesterday, there have only been 18 officially recorded perfect games in the history of baseball. Yesterday, the CHICAGO MOTHERFUCKING WHITE SOX grabbed one. At the end of the 9th inning, Dewayne Wise was put in as a substitute defensive outfielder for no important reason. Tampa Bay was going to have a home run, but Dewayne made a FUCKING INCREDIBLE catch to save the perfect game.

The catch was so perfect, he made himself jizz in his pants:

[swervedriver]

The catch was so perfect, he made himself jizz in his pants:

Actually, he looks like he caught it with his balls.

This picture (mainly for Abydost) requires some explaining.

A perfect game in baseball means 27 up, 27 down, no runner touches the base. Since yesterday, there have only been 18 officially recorded perfect games in the history of baseball. Yesterday, the CHICAGO MOTHERFUCKING WHITE SOX grabbed one. At the end of the 9th inning, Dewayne Wise was put in as a substitute defensive outfielder for no important reason. Tampa Bay was going to have a home run, but Dewayne made a FUCKING INCREDIBLE catch to save the perfect game.

The catch was so perfect, he made himself jizz in his pants:

I live in Tampa, I heard only one story of this because our team lost...well...not my team, I'm a White Sox guy because of my upbringing! I was stoked when I heard about that, mainly because it was against the Rays who had suddenly become SUCH an amazing team, you know?

The catch was so perfect, he made himself jizz in his pants:

Actually, he looks like he caught it with his balls.

They could do that. They're the white sox.

I was stoked when I heard about that, mainly because it was against the Rays who had suddenly become SUCH an amazing team, you know?

No, I don't know they're an amazing team, because THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FIRST FUCKING BASE!

Well it's only because they had a decent season last year, they got a massive fan base here in the Tampa area and they just got shit on in the worst way. By my team! haha

Dewayne Wise got to third base... with all of Tampa Bay's girlfriends.

Hehe

Haha! Class. I'm so gonna make one of those for my old man!