Having just finished reading Bruce Campbell's autobiography ("If chins could kill") I now believe more than ever that he would be a worthy opponent to the Norris.

Yep! Great book, lets you in on how things REALLY go down. Campbell is just so brutally honest.....

No asian chicks? This comes close to the most hilarious funny things ever written, besides whats written by Chuck Norris of course. Talk aboot die laughing.

That pic doesn't seem to be working. Is Chuck Norris promoting jeans?

Not just any jeans, Chuck Norris Action Jeans, "developed for stunt fighting in the movies".

How old is this form?

this is going too far!

the other day i got home, turned on the tele, and guess who was on it

f'n norris!

Hehe, Norris is watching you.

dont start it or ill go all paranoid

Chuck Norris is watching Big Brother.







No not the fucking television show! The Big Brother from the book 1984!

Remember, if you can't see Chuck Norris, you can be only seconds away from your death. So ... have the Texas Ranger DVD on repeat.

Chuck Norris invented the spoon only to the fact that killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

the thing that amazes me the most is how you manage to find the time to come up with all this crap

i admit it, its wondrous

Dah dah dah dah, look at me digging up a thread that hasnt been posted on in over 3 years! I rule, yes, I know...

Chuck Norris invented the spoon only to the fact that killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

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Ha that was fantastic!