Because the song is from there, as far as I know. Admittedly Northumberland used to be in Scotland for a while a long time ago but I don't think that enables us to claim the song.

Ohh! Cool. I've only heard a version sung in a Scottish accent. My small brother likes it a lot.

I just had a big greasy fry because cooking them for everyone else's breakfast made me hungry. Which is a bollocks, because now I can't go anywhere near a frying pan to cook meat until at least a fortnight's time to avoid dying of a heart attack in the coming months. Wow, greasy food is just one big guilt-trip these days. It bewilders me when people who stay here for three consecutive nights have a fry each morning.

[djskrimp]

Just popped a can of Rockstar to drink...at nine p.m.

I think i'm hooked...

Rockstar has a coffee energy drink. IT IS MY CRACK!

Honey Bunches of Oats cereal with plenty of milk.

Best cereal evar!

I just had a yummy dinner of beef stir-fry with rice. There were mangetout, green beans, carrots, water chestnuts, peppers... mmm. And I got it for 2.20 even though it was worth about 3.50, because my butcher is a saintly man. He is also ordering chicken skewers especially from Mayo for me and Leechy for tomorrow, how awesome is that guy?!!

[Keeker]

STRAWBERRIES

more coffee and another cig

Honey Bunches of Oats cereal with plenty of milk.

Best cereal evar!

There's the one with just the bunches. It's even more

Just popped a can of Rockstar to drink...at nine p.m.

I think i'm hooked...

Rockstar has a coffee energy drink. IT IS MY CRACK!

It is freaking delicious, but it is so fatty for a drink...Monster's is almost as good and not as fatty. I try to stay away from energy drinks now, went through a small phase where I needed them to counteract allergy meds almost knocking me out at work.

Honey Bunches of Oats cereal with plenty of milk.

Best cereal evar!

There's the one with just the bunches. It's even more

Yeah I know - I've been meaning to try it out! I think I actually might head down to the store now to score some.... at 11:50pm

It bewilders me when people who stay here for three consecutive nights have a fry each morning.

We have one most days. Only way to deal with our pig and egg gluts.

I had the most amazing pop tart last night...

coffee and sammiches

BULMERS, MOTHERFUCKERS.

I have to sleep on the couch tonight because my boss rented out some guy's house and the guy came home to find it rented out and had nowhere to stay. The only way to get my boss off the hook is to feck off out of my own room. Probably won't even get a thank you for it so I bought a six-pack of cider and four bottles of Paulaner with the money from the B&B. To this night I say GERONIMOOOOOOO.

I gots me a big bag o' Prawn Crackers and a pint glass o' milk.

And I just bit into my lip. Hard. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Notice how prawn crackers has no "l"s in the name?

Haha, telepathy win

Fudgie says:
God damn I took some chunk out of my lip a minute ago.
It's rearry sore!
Pandorly says:
You mean you ripped your rip!?!
Fudgie says:
MY TEETH RIPPED MY RIP!
AAAAAAH
Pandorly says:
Ok it definitely isn't a troll.
His determined replying says so.
Fudgie says:
But look^^^
LOL!!! IN MAH BRANEZ
Pandorly says:
What??!
Fudgie says:
Kram says (22:49):
MY TEETH RIPPED MY RIP!
Orly says (22:49):
You mean you ripped your rip!?!
Pandorly says:
OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE REPRYING TO ME!
Fudgie says:
NO!!!"