hell an ex of mine tried to stab me, still got a wee bit of a scar... but everythings fine i don't see her and i'm in a good relationship. everything always works out.

^Official slogan of the Catholic Church

On a seriouser note, I think Hummer might work well with sex. Hummer is for sleep = sleeps happens in bed = sex happens in bed (most of the time...) = Hummer is for sex. Or I could just fuck off...

Best use of "or, I could just fuck off" yet!!

I was wondering who'd be the first to cop that.

I thankfully don't have to deal with any ex. (Me be in relationship number wan for the past year and a half [I'm only a wee'un a while yet...]) They all sound f00kin' mental... I've never heard one so bad as to stab someone. Cwaaaazy stuff altogether.

it all comes from stupidity getting involved with someone you really don't know...

"ALL
I WANT
TO DO
IS FUCK
IS FUCK
IS FUCK
IS FUCK
IS FUCK"

Remind me never to stand in front of you at any upcoming gigs...

Remind me never to stand in front of you at any upcoming gigs...

....or we could trick him with artifical bungholes while we're enjoying the gig?!

it all comes from stupidity getting involved with someone you really don't know...

my case was maybe as bad as that:
me and my friends knew my ex for like 5 years before we started. And she never gave us a CLUE of the psycho-ness involved


Anyway, to hell with the ex's, now i'm happy again with my new girlfriend

She's pretty, nice, loves the Dev and King Crimson AND she's not insane. She DOES live 450km away, but hey, can't have everything, right?

it all comes from stupidity getting involved with someone you really don't know...

my case was maybe as bad as that:
me and my friends knew my ex for like 5 years before we started. And she never gave us a CLUE of the psycho-ness involved


Anyway, to hell with the ex's, now i'm happy again with my new girlfriend

She's pretty, nice, loves the Dev and King Crimson AND she's not insane. She DOES live 450km away, but hey, can't have everything, right?

Yay, I hope that you both get along with this distance!

I like the idea of having a long distance relationship, because then the relationship is less likely to infringe on my normal life. For instance I won't stop going out clubbing with my friends to stay indoors with the boyfriend, which means a happier me.

mmm its an idea but it prevents the sort of intimacy you can get from being around each other

Remind me never to stand in front of you at any upcoming gigs...

....or we could trick him with artifical bungholes while we're enjoying the gig?!

best 2 response posts ever.

and i wouldnt screw you guys... thats Lars' job... and Bierts if i cant find Lars.

Old thread, I just reread it and I think no one mentionned "Oh my fucking God", especially the live version "Get down there....", but maybe that would be a bit too harsh

Remind me never to stand in front of you at any upcoming gigs...

....or we could trick him with artifical bungholes while we're enjoying the gig?!

best 2 response posts ever.

and i wouldnt screw you guys... thats Lars' job... and Bierts if i cant find Lars.

Aye, Aye, Sir!

Sex while Bad Devil is playing sounds mighty interesting!

I'd be jumping all over the bed then

[JuZ]

I like the idea of having a long distance relationship, because then the relationship is less likely to infringe on my normal life. For instance I won't stop going out clubbing with my friends to stay indoors with the boyfriend, which means a happier me.

You never know... You might get lucky and find a fella who likes going clubbing with you and your friends! Or when you get old and boring like me and my wife, you'll actually be happy to sit around in a wool cardigan and corduroy slippers, knitting baby booties, making pots of tea, watching soap operas and game shows on your black and white telly with a coathanger for an aerial whilst pondering the benefits of changing to a different brand of cleanser for your false teeth.

GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU NO-GOOD WHIPPER SNAPPER!