Why did the chicken cross the road?
He saw Peter Griffin.
He saw Peter Griffin.
Bookwyrm83 wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
He saw Peter Griffin.
LOL!
LOL!
Windmills do not work that way! - Morbo
Chimairacle wrote:Tonya Elf wrote:Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the carnival?
A: To get to the other ride.
You people are just too awesome.
Windmills do not work that way! - Morbo
What's 10 metres long and has only 5 brain cells?
The front row at a Justin Bieber concert.
The front row at a Justin Bieber concert.
Bookwyrm83 wrote:What's 10 metres long and has only 5 brain cells?
The front row at a Justin Bieber concert.
LMAO!!! Had to post it on teh Bookfaces.
I am Chaos!
What's long, white and useless on a woman?
An Irishman.
An Irishman.
What's the difference between sand and vomit?
You can't gargle sand.
You can't gargle sand.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
A carrot.
Smarmosaurus.
A lady takes a stained shirt to the dry cleaner. She asks the clerk if it can be cleaned. Partially deaf, he says "Come again?" She responds "No, it's YOGURT!"
Windmills do not work that way! - Morbo
Nice one!
A playwright goes to a tailor in Ancient Greece with some torn trousers.
The tailor looks at him and says: "Euripides?"
The playwright responds: "Yeah. Youfixades?"
A playwright goes to a tailor in Ancient Greece with some torn trousers.
The tailor looks at him and says: "Euripides?"
The playwright responds: "Yeah. Youfixades?"
"A moment of rest upon the wind, and another woman shall bear me."
Ha.
If you say Chuck Norris' name 5 times in the mirror, he'll appear from behind you and give you a roundhouse kick to the head.
If you say Chuck Norris' name 5 times in the mirror, he'll appear from behind you and give you a roundhouse kick to the head.
A midget goes into the library and asks, "Excuse me, do you have a book on irony?"
The librarian says, "Yes sir, it's on the top shelf."
The librarian says, "Yes sir, it's on the top shelf."
Hahaha.
You may have to explain that one for the American members.
You may have to explain that one for the American members.
Billy Rhomboid wrote:Hahaha.
You may have to explain that one for the American members.
An American goes into a library and says, "I..."
The librarian interrupts, "Sorry, the McDonald's is round the corner."
-Having an active sex-life is like winning in poker. You just need one thing.
- What's that?
-A good hand.
- What's that?
-A good hand.
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