Thanks guys

[JuZ]

Awesome, congratulations!
And Juz...A mod now? Double awesome

If thing suddenly start catching fire, it's not my fault.

congratz on the marriage

its good to see awesome things on the unawesome thread every now and then

Congratzzzz!!!

My dad went to Calais and didn't get me any duty free

That may be because France is in the EU and there isn't any duty free.

Means nothing, he went on holiday without me and didn't get me a present! It's the law! He said it's cause I didn't finish the Limoncello he bought me last time. Have you ever tried that stuff? It tastes like Flash all purpose cleaner!

I pooped blood.

I pooped blood.

that's not un-awesome

that's metal

[JuZ]

Might wanna lay off the razorblades for dinner!

But seriously, might be an idea to talk to your doc about it too. It's probably nothing to worry about at all but better to be safe than sorry.

Not very metal of me I know, but my meddling mind wouldn't rest until I said something.

Might wanna lay off the razorblades for dinner!

But seriously, might be an idea to talk to your doc about it too. It's probably nothing to worry about at all but better to be safe than sorry.

Not very metal of me I know, but my meddling mind wouldn't rest until I said something.

depends if it is bright blood or dark blood. if bright blood you probably have a haemorrhoid or minor rectal issue due to excessive fisting, don't worry about it. If it is dark arterial blood, go to the doctor. Bear in mind, even a few drops of blood in the toilet will look like a lot. Ask a girl.

According to Embarrassing Bodies (which is presented by doctors...), if it's like almost black then that means there could be blood in your bum biscuits.

Internal server errors. I know I've bitched about them before, but trying to post the same message a dozen or more times, and trying to fix the problem by closing and reopening your browser, cleaning your cookies, and getting the same smarmy message again and again is dangerous for one's sanity.
It keeps happening no matter what browser I use, no matter what fucking computer I use (more often than not my home computer).

This particular message has been attempted several times, as well.

[EphelDuath666]

hmm, that has not happened to me lately at all

[JuZ]

Might wanna lay off the razorblades for dinner!

But seriously, might be an idea to talk to your doc about it too. It's probably nothing to worry about at all but better to be safe than sorry.

Not very metal of me I know, but my meddling mind wouldn't rest until I said something.

depends if it is bright blood or dark blood. if bright blood you probably have a haemorrhoid or minor rectal issue due to excessive fisting, don't worry about it. If it is dark arterial blood, go to the doctor. Bear in mind, even a few drops of blood in the toilet will look like a lot. Ask a girl.

I heartily endorse this statement (fuck it, I'll overshare... I've suffered from haemorrhoids in the past and got this same problem checked out as the blood gave me a fright).

Now enjoy the thought of my bum grapes. MWAAAHAHAHA!

[EphelDuath666]

at a certain age you just get to know such problems, not much one can do about that! The joys of getting older!

I cut my thumb on a brand new magimix blade and it was deeper than I thought, soaked three plasters on top of each other D: I've superglued it shut but it looks proper jank and I'm getting my nails done tomorrow, the lady's gonna think I got some thumb lurgy going on. Dicks.

I've been sick for five weeks straight. While on break from uni I went back home to visit family for a month, and when I woke up on the day I was to fly out, I didn't feel too great. That evening when I arrived I felt like death, and I've been through four bouts since, each beginning just as the previous one looked like it was ending. After three weeks my mother told me I should probably see a doctor, to which I declined because at that point I only had a tiny tickle in my throat which was making me cough every now and then, and I figured I was in the clear...nope! I'd go to a doctor now, but I literally have $0.42 in my bank account and maybe 70c in my wallet, the doctor bulk bills but if I were prescribed an antibiotic or something, I couldn't afford it I realised yesterday that my hefty tax return that I'm due to recieve in about a week has a huge hold on my life right now, without it I can't eat much else than ramen, can't travel much further than uni and back, and can't get well. I'm actually glad I got over-taxed last year but I just wish I could receive what I'm owed a little sooner.