I'm such an awesome worker that I get a bonus, wheeee...

The quantities of rum and weed that I am in possession of for the evening are second only to the quantities of cake.

Vomiting by 11.15?

Ye of little faith.

[Octillus]

It takes a real man to fall asleep by 10 pm.

As usual, me-

First: lightning strikes
Now: Devinators!!

No sleep for me!

(As usual, shit-hot )

I've just had some really great news... that I can't share with anyone yet.

It is awesome, though.
It's the news that's really great.

As usual, me-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/violettuce/IMG00884-20111201-0238.jpg

"Come with me if you want a cheeseburger."
Okay, it was funnier the first time.

Ye of little faith.

That was me of great faith. Carrying on after the puke break is the sign of a real man.

Ye of little faith.

That was me of great faith. Carrying on after the puke break is the sign of a real man.

Indeed. But better still is getting through without puking at all. And while the rum may be gone and we're down to a tiny bit of smoke, there is still an enormous amount of chocolate left to be dessert for the massive breakfast that's currently cooking. Life is gooooooooooooooooood.

Hearing a rumour that Nickelback are breaking up.

getting home after a long fucking day of work

pretty awesome

A cold beginning to summer:

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/cold-snap-to-last-all-weekend-20111202-1oafw.html

A final reprieve until the heatwave kicks in at the end of the month. I'm gonna enjoy the Antarctic winds while they last.

Hearing a rumour that Nickelback are breaking up.

Oh, please let it be true, there are fewer things that could make me happier

Hearing a rumour that Nickelback are breaking up.

Oh, please let it be true, there are fewer things that could make me happier

LOLOLOL!!!!