[swervedriver]

Dave. One of these days I'll turn up in Australia and hug you til your organs stop being a dick.

I have a lot of free time.

Wait... If you hug someone until their organs stop being a dick, and they actually have a dick, does that make them lose their dick?

[JuZ]

Damn Dave, you give "in the wars" a new definition.

Thinking of you, mate.

Thank you, trans-global blokes.
I had an OK-ish sleep last night, so I purplemonkeydishwasher should start making more sense for a while.

Dave. One of these days I'll turn up in Australia and hug you til your organs stop being a dick.

I have a lot of free time.

Wait... If you hug someone until their organs stop being a dick, and they actually have a dick, does that make them lose their dick?

Laughter is allegedly the best medicine. However, I laughed so hard here, my dick (and several feet of renal tract) fell out/off.

[djskrimp]

Thank you, trans-global blokes.
I had an OK-ish sleep last night, so I purplemonkeydishwasher should start making more sense for a while.

Dave. One of these days I'll turn up in Australia and hug you til your organs stop being a dick.

I have a lot of free time.

Wait... If you hug someone until their organs stop being a dick, and they actually have a dick, does that make them lose their dick?

Laughter is allegedly the best medicine. However, I laughed so hard here, my dick (and several feet of renal tract) fell out/off.

Dickbutt is really a thing?!!?!?!

Dave. One of these days I'll turn up in Australia and hug you til your organs stop being a dick.

I have a lot of free time.

In San Francisco, this passes for a pick-up line.

my so-far uncomplicated world of open relationships is getting complicated due to one of my lovers being an alcoholic who has been getting blackout drunk and doesn't know if he's been fucking co-workers or not.

i'm definitely down with substance abuse, but not when self control is lost and you don't remember what you've been up to.... especially in this context. i've managed to successfully disengage myself from intoxication insanity and i don't want to be involved with it via other people.

My lungs and throat and other associated breathing apparatus are all seriously failing on me. Don't remember the last time I was this sick. Barely was able to breathe trying just to climb up stairs last night. This gets any worse and London might be off the cards.

My lungs and throat and other associated breathing apparatus are all seriously failing on me. Don't remember the last time I was this sick. Barely was able to breathe trying just to climb up stairs last night. This gets any worse and London might be off the cards.

Awwww, make sure you devote the next few days to looking after yourself!! Hope you feel better soon and make it over

My lungs and throat and other associated breathing apparatus are all seriously failing on me. Don't remember the last time I was this sick. Barely was able to breathe trying just to climb up stairs last night. This gets any worse and London might be off the cards.

NO

Hope you're feeling better soon, Markypies.

My lungs and throat and other associated breathing apparatus are all seriously failing on me. Don't remember the last time I was this sick. Barely was able to breathe trying just to climb up stairs last night. This gets any worse and London might be off the cards.

Awwww, make sure you devote the next few days to looking after yourself!! Hope you feel better soon and make it over

Problem with devoting the next few days is I have to travel to Dublin on Tuesday morning for a meeting and for Dev's gig up there that night. I'd nearly skip the gig if I had the choice but the meeting is about my Masters degree in a university up there next year so it's a tiiiiiiny bit on the too important side. So basically if I'm not better by tomorrow night I'm fairly fucked.

Bum...then it's drugs, drugs and as many more drugs as you can lay your hands on!

Bum...then it's drugs, drugs and as many more drugs as you can lay your hands on!

Tried that route. GP basically said it's something floating around at the moment. Half the county nearly has it (My Dad, brother, girlfriend, and various friends have all either had it or have it) and it's not anything she can prescribe something to fix. Basically it just has to be let run it's course. I have a history of getting VERY serious problems with my throat so she just said I've gotten unlucky with how bad whatever this chest infection is. I haven't been sick in like.. 4 years either so the timing is fucking MINT.

Bum...then it's drugs, drugs and as many more drugs as you can lay your hands on!

Isn't it always?

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/mental-health-service-accused-of-rape-coverup-20111106-1n21n.html

Jesus fucking wept.

[Octillus]

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/mental-health-service-accused-of-rape-coverup-20111106-1n21n.html

Jesus fucking wept.

Fucking awful.