I love Charlie Sheen.
I WENT TO SEE ILL NINO EARLIER AND THERE WAS A MIDGET. LIKE A SERIOUSLY TINY MIDGET. I WANTED TO TAKE IT HOME AND FEED IT NUTELLA.
Are you crazy??? You can't feed a midget Nutella! They have a very delicate digestive system.
The proper midget diet consists of monkey chow and cheese in a can, mixed with cigarette butts and a generous helping of fairy magic.
The proper midget diet consists of monkey chow and cheese in a can, mixed with cigarette butts and a generous helping of fairy magic.
shut up and kiss me you walking infection
ppinkham wrote:Are you crazy??? You can't feed a midget Nutella! They have a very delicate digestive system.
The proper midget diet consists of monkey chow and cheese in a can, mixed with cigarette butts and a generous helping of fairy magic.
I used to own a midget, I would feed it dry tortilla wraps, used coffee grounds, sea monkeys and wadding.
It didn't live very long.

I'm a midget and I eat none of those things.
I have a map to the Kingdom but was forced to surrender the keys.

banging 7 bowls of cake and finishing them. Because that's how Maxwell rolls.
Birthdays are awesome.
awwww, cute
Happy birthday to him!
I assume he already has a Silver Hammer?
I have a map to the Kingdom but was forced to surrender the keys.
My neighbour's just had her baby! It's a little teeny weeny girl X3

Got an offer to go work on a feature-length documentary this summer. Woo.
Octillus wrote:Got an offer to go work on a feature-length documentary this summer. Woo.
Yayy you, kid. Paid gig or interning? Not that it matters, if you can afford it. Really pleased for you.
Billy Rhomboid wrote:Octillus wrote:Got an offer to go work on a feature-length documentary this summer. Woo.
Yayy you, kid. Paid gig or interning? Not that it matters, if you can afford it. Really pleased for you.
Seconded.
I have a map to the Kingdom but was forced to surrender the keys.
Paid, it's a slightly above amateur level production about the three strikes law in California. Point is, it'll be a hell of a notch on the ol' resume, and all the money will definitely go towards making my pilot.
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