Looks like not only hands are wooden anymore.

I laughed. At the same time, I'm bemused - just what the hell is he doing anyway (other than whacking off)?

[Keeker]

I laughed. At the same time, I'm bemused - just what the hell is he doing anyway (other than whacking off)?

Ringing a bell, I think.

Me, recently. As you can see, my avatar is actually a pretty accurate version of me!

I laughed. At the same time, I'm bemused - just what the hell is he doing anyway (other than whacking off)?

Ringing a bell, I think.

Obviously he has trained bell ringing since his early teens.

He's thrashing his donger. Giving his bell-end a pounding.

Me, recently. As you can see, my avatar is actually a pretty accurate version of me!

It portrays your hairstyle brilliantly.

OH and about the bellboy: I think he is just zipping/unzipping his pants really fast.

My almost newest profile picture in Facebook.

I still blame my phone for luring me in there!
But I've found people I've lost, and some completely new ones.
And mostly they are Dev fans!
How great is that

This is from some modelling I did for a friend last year;

"Well, hello there, ladies."

"Well, hello there, ladies."

He's playing hard to get in this picture. The alabaster hand is completely hidden, and only part of the other one is visible. It's that old 'leave 'em wanting more' trick.
The tease.

"Well, hello there, ladies."

He's playing hard to get in this picture. The alabaster hand is completely hidden, and only part of the other one is visible. It's that old 'leave 'em wanting more' trick.
The tease.

You're wrong. He's playing Solitaire.

That is my starting-to-get-irritated face. No attractive girls were involved. I live with three dudes, and I am in a class with thirtythree dudes and no girls.

I'd like too see your I-am-irritated-face. I wonder if you smile even more.

Morten is about to shank a bitch.