Lying naked on your bed with no sheet, a light sheen of sweat covering your entire body and a large fan pointing at you... there's no fun there

Lying naked on your bed with no sheet, a light sheen of sweat covering your entire body and a large fan pointing at you... there's no fun there

Yeah, especially if he's a fan of a Frankie Goes To Hollywood - in this case, you're, literally, screwed.

Haha, I see what you did there

32°C in our office today. I'm not going to make it

Forecast says it will be up to 36°C here in few days. This is really, really shit. Me wants 22°C and no moar.

djskrimp says it is 48ºC where he is. He both wins and loses!

Funny thing, dude from work came back from his holiday in Morroco, where typical day temperature was, like, 50°C. Yet he's less tanned than me, spending my vacation behind arctic circle. You don't want to go out of shadow in such conditions I guess (nice vacation, two weeks of melting).

(Send cold and reserved greetings to mr djskrimp, if you can)

smelly people on public transport

[Keeker]

32°C in our office today. I'm not going to make it

Forecast says it will be up to 36°C here in few days. This is really, really shit. Me wants 22°C and no moar.

djskrimp says it is 48ºC where he is. He both wins and loses!

Funny thing, dude from work came back from his holiday in Morroco, where typical day temperature was, like, 50°C. Yet he's less tanned than me, spending my vacation behind arctic circle. You don't want to go out of shadow in such conditions I guess (nice vacation, two weeks of melting).

(Send cold and reserved greetings to mr djskrimp, if you can)

I sent your regards. And despite the heat he now has a bad cold/flu bug, he is feeling pretty ill.

As am I! Inflamed larynx, swollen uvula, swollen tonsils, ear infection.. I can't swallow.. Haven't been able to eat in 3 days, can't chew a thing, can barely swallow my own saliva, which is mostly phlegm so its clogging my throat when I swallow.. The swollen uvula is making me unable to talk unless I tilt my head back, I'm exhausted from not being able to eat, sugar levels srsly low and all that, but I've major head pains so I can't really sleep. I've had a pretty rotten few days. Also, I'd like to kill GlaxoSmithKline for making the tablets to cure this kind of illness - remember, can't swallow a thing - monstrously big. Feckin' choke on em every time I take them. Bah.

[Keeker]

As am I! Inflamed larynx, swollen uvula, swollen tonsils, ear infection.. I can't swallow.. Haven't been able to eat in 3 days, can't chew a thing, can barely swallow my own saliva, which is mostly phlegm so its clogging my throat when I swallow.. The swollen uvula is making me unable to talk unless I tilt my head back, I'm exhausted from not being able to eat, sugar levels srsly low and all that, but I've major head pains so I can't really sleep. I've had a pretty rotten few days. Also, I'd like to kill GlaxoSmithKline for making the tablets to cure this kind of illness - remember, can't swallow a thing - monstrously big. Feckin' choke on em every time I take them. Bah.

Should have asked for liquid version! Sorry to hear it though, not fun. Hope you feel better soon.

The liquid version actually makes me quite ill. I can't take it without vomiting it back up.. Augmentin Duo.. You might have heard of it. Foul stuff. Very much an un-aweosme product.

I'm going on vacation next Tuesday, but the plane leave at 5am

I believe I have an infection in a wisdom tooth.

I'm going on vacation next Tuesday, but the plane leave at 5am

I'm going next monday and I dislocated my shoulder yesterday.

I'm going on vacation next Tuesday, but the plane leave at 5am

youre going to portugal and youre complaining!

I'm NOT going on vacation.

[djskrimp]

Deployed to the desert? I can handle it.
Temps up to 48 degrees C, with relative humidities up to 30% at that temp: Okay, this hurts, but I'll live.
Fetid coffee: ARGHHHH!

Just kidding. Hi, all of you. I have interwebz again. Any new good music? (Besides Textures, which rules.)