Haahaa. I think the best (or worst) conspiracy theory was a woman who thought the government was either poisioning them, or attempting some weird brain control by putting...

Rainbows, in the water. Yep.

The fact she was holding up her garden hose in a BRIGHT SUNNY DAY, means nothing, apperently.

it must of been a joke.

There's one on the youtube, where some dude analyzes 10 minute long cellphone camera (very low quality) movie of some girl. You know, one of these innocent things people shoot with their girlfriends or something. All 10 minutes are painstakingly analyzed for any signs of her being reptilian creature, every compression artifact is sign of lizard tongue/scales/lizard eyes/another lizard thing. Amazing.

That video has been around for several years. It's been speculated that lizard alien life forms do live on our planet, but not physically on the surface...more under the earth.

I've watched many lectures and read books on the supposed conspiracy of this, and all seem to pin point that these creatures came to this planet long before Jesus Christ was ever mentioned to be our lord and savior. A lot of ancient cultures believe that these creatures came to the planet and helped man evolve with new technology and theories on life, yet later turned against us and used us as slave, while using our women to genetically alter our DNA and in turn weaken our true form (to put it simply they raped the women and fucked with our DNA). We later lost the power to communicate telepathically and use our minds to move objects, and in turn were given a lower chance to live with our DNA majorly disrupted.

One of the most forward talkers of this theory is, David Icke. He's mentioned many times that reptilian life forms do live on our planet and are controlling the world government to enslave humankind before the year 2012 - 2013. This year has been speculated to be the end of the world (to dumbass people who don't actually do any research), but if you look at it from a astrology point of view will just be going into a new age. We are currently in the age of Pisces (The Fish = The symbol for Jesus) and the next age will be the ages of Aquarius...which may bring upon a new figure as our messiah. If you've watched Zietgiest, you'll know what I'm talking about. Each age brings upon a new savior or figure which will supposedly help us, but in fact just makes us turn against each other and will continue to kill ourselves and the planet until there is nothing left. Unless we actually realize who we are and what our true potential is in the universe.

Check out this documentary which questions his beliefs, its quite fair on him though as its a commercial television documentary...something which rarely happens.
http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?do ... icke&hl=en

Another is Alex Collier. He did a private interview back in 1994 and told people that by the year 2000 a "imaginary" war with the middle east would be the start of these creatures coming back to our planet to later enslave us and use us as a food source. They would somehow come back to our planet on a vessel which would be a plent, formally known as Nibiru (Planet X) which has a 3,600 cycle around our solar system...and has been in our region many times before in the past. Strangely enough he mentions 9/11 in the interview, but couldn't say what actually happened. He also went on to say that the majority of children that go missing in America, and the world are the efforts of government groups collecting these children so these reptilian alien life forms can eat them.

Check out the video, its quite interesting. http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?do ... lier&hl=en

He does go on to say that there is hope for us, but by the time we realize what we need to do to ourselves and this planet, it would be to late.

Haha, David Icke, responsible for the comedy gold that is this diagram.



That's some real Brass-Eye material right there.
What is it with ex-footballers? Derek Acora is one too. Headed too many balls I think.

Wow, and to think that Steve Irwin could have been the only one who could save us. I smell another conspiracy.

But anyway, I think Panspermia as a theory makes enough sense. Of course it is limited by a lack of facts but it has a certain common sense to it. It seems more likely to me given the fact that they have found methane clouds near the equator of Mars. If it is in fact caused by a certain microbe, well then I guess that means Jesus sneezed in Mars' general direction just to test our faith.

Okay this is a weird 2 and 2, for those that have seen 'what the bleep', or know of how water can hold memory. Not just memory, but an essence or energy of emotion, evident in patterns of cellular formations.
And we know meteorites, comets contain water, and enter our atmosphere.............
Is there a sharing of Universal information going on with these space flung objects?
Sparked from a conversation about evolution and the theory that it could of started from microscopic life forms from a comet, right place right time.