Imagine, your forhead could be a former armpit of Bulgarian wrestler. Puts things into perspective.

Aaaah. This explains everything.

Does that mean my sandwich is now technically a giraffe?

And yes. I think it does.

Fuck me that's awesome. FUCK

... and what exactly have we failed?

Getting the joke.

... and what exactly have we failed?

Getting the joke.

I still can't get it.

Btw, sorry for the agressive tone back there but your post had a strong "oh-I'm-so-deep-and-so-much-better-than-you" vibe in it.

Its not that I think I'm deep and better than others, its that I am deep and, in the depth of me, is my being better than people who are not me.

I just thought the factoid in the original post would interest people and I also hate people and consider everything to be everyone else's failure but mine. Cause I'm too deep to fail.

Its not that I think I'm deep and better than others, its that I am deep and, in the depth of me, is my being better than people who are not me.

I just thought the factoid in the original post would interest people and I also hate people and consider everything to be everyone else's failure but mine. Cause I'm too deep to fail.

This is awesome. I didnt think we'd ever get one of these ego-centrists on here!

So, just for your information, cheese, the "holier-than-thou" attitude wont get you far here like many other music based forums. My suggestion is to give up now.

Its not that I think I'm deep and better than others, its that I am deep and, in the depth of me, is my being better than people who are not me.

I just thought the factoid in the original post would interest people and I also hate people and consider everything to be everyone else's failure but mine. Cause I'm too deep to fail.

Unless it is a grammar test. Then you're screwed, dude.

Its not that I think I'm deep and better than others, its that I am deep and, in the depth of me, is my being better than people who are not me.

I just thought the factoid in the original post would interest people and I also hate people and consider everything to be everyone else's failure but mine. Cause I'm too deep to fail.

Yeah, don't you hate the other people? They're everywhere, and even if you met someone you like, it soon turns out he's one of them. Life's disappointing.

Its not that I think I'm deep and better than others, its that I am deep and, in the depth of me, is my being better than people who are not me.

I just thought the factoid in the original post would interest people and I also hate people and consider everything to be everyone else's failure but mine. Cause I'm too deep to fail.

This is awesome. I didnt think we'd ever get one of these ego-centrists on here!

So, just for your information, cheese, the "holier-than-thou" attitude wont get you far here like many other music based forums. My suggestion is to give up now.

you should probably know that cheese is a robot

Its not that I think I'm deep and better than others, its that I am deep and, in the depth of me, is my being better than people who are not me.

I just thought the factoid in the original post would interest people and I also hate people and consider everything to be everyone else's failure but mine. Cause I'm too deep to fail.

This is awesome. I didnt think we'd ever get one of these ego-centrists on here!

So, just for your information, cheese, the "holier-than-thou" attitude wont get you far here like many other music based forums. My suggestion is to give up now.

you should probably know that cheese is a robot

Nah, just a troll.

I think this topic would have a lot more context if most of you had heard Cheese's music and/or stand-up before reading. If he is indeed a robot then he was constructed from jagged metal, creepy industrial samples and jokes about clown rape. Having worked with him, I can say that must be a less abrasive combo than it sounds. But maybe I shouldn't say that? It is difficult to write things about Cheese. I think he's cool.

~Josiah

Nah, just a troll.

Well, no. The original post wasn't a troll but I definitely admit to trolling Kivenkantaja.

For Alucard's benefit, everything sarcastic or facetious that I say from now on will be in pink text.

Anyway, another interesting factoid is that vestigal DNA still exists within every cell of your body, all of it describing structures and functions you do not and will never have. About 80-95% of your genetic code is this "junk dna" and about 70% of it is shared with everything from bacteria to banana trees. Carbon chain replicator molecules are horrendously inefficient. This is yet another failure on your part.

Nah, just a troll.

Well, no. The original post wasn't a troll but I definitely admit to trolling Kivenkantaja.

For Alucard's benefit, everything sarcastic or facetious that I say from now on will be in pink text.

Anyway, another interesting factoid is that vestigal DNA still exists within every cell of your body, all of it describing structures and functions you do not and will never have. About 80-95% of your genetic code is this "junk dna" and about 70% of it is shared with everything from bacteria to banana trees. Carbon chain replicator molecules are horrendously inefficient. This is yet another failure on your part.

Mmhmm..Maybe I should also adapt said text color for those instances. Maybe I should edit my previous posts aswell...

Haha yeah. It'll start a recursive sarcasm loop that mocks itself faster and faster until a sarcasm singularity manifests and cancels all irony in the universe. I support this endeavor.

Haha yeah. It'll start a recursive sarcasm loop that mocks itself faster and faster until a sarcasm singularity manifests and cancels all irony in the universe. I support this endeavor.

You really are a role model.