There, that's the bare-faced attention getting headline out of the way.
So anyway, good day to you all, fellow Devy fans. My name is Al, and I'm an alco... oh, wait. Wrong meeting. And I don't even drink (much). I've been a convert to the World O' Dev since a former housemate of mine told me which album Detox was on - about 3 years after I saw the video on MTV's Headbanger's Ball (long may she rest in peace). Naturally, I was hooked. And thus I delved further and discovered the further adventures of Devin, in liquid, infinite and physical form (can I strangle these metaphors any further? Probably).
I have since then added Devin to my elite list of idols, heroes and damned good fellows, alongside Bill Hicks and Bruce Dickinson. Then he went and created Ziltoid - and life just got that little bit more awesome. (Can I still use the word "awesome" at 34? Like a fucking fiend I can!)
Anyway, expect occasional comments and insightful diatribes from me in the weeks, months and aeons to come, peppered with random quotes from various sources (usually Bill Hicks, to be honest. I rip off his material all the time. And I'm not even close to being ashamed of it). Toodles for now, carbon-based bipeds!
So anyway, good day to you all, fellow Devy fans. My name is Al, and I'm an alco... oh, wait. Wrong meeting. And I don't even drink (much). I've been a convert to the World O' Dev since a former housemate of mine told me which album Detox was on - about 3 years after I saw the video on MTV's Headbanger's Ball (long may she rest in peace). Naturally, I was hooked. And thus I delved further and discovered the further adventures of Devin, in liquid, infinite and physical form (can I strangle these metaphors any further? Probably).
I have since then added Devin to my elite list of idols, heroes and damned good fellows, alongside Bill Hicks and Bruce Dickinson. Then he went and created Ziltoid - and life just got that little bit more awesome. (Can I still use the word "awesome" at 34? Like a fucking fiend I can!)
Anyway, expect occasional comments and insightful diatribes from me in the weeks, months and aeons to come, peppered with random quotes from various sources (usually Bill Hicks, to be honest. I rip off his material all the time. And I'm not even close to being ashamed of it). Toodles for now, carbon-based bipeds!
This is my signature.
There are many like it but this one is mine.
My signature is my best prose, it is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Etc...
There are many like it but this one is mine.
My signature is my best prose, it is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Etc...
Hiya.
