*winces*

Well, I wish all you men the best of luck on the 14th. Some will need it more than others (take that whichever way you want).

I have a feeling a bunch of us girls are going to be held up at someone's home drinking margaritas until midnight next Friday.

What's the matter, can't cook a little steak?

The 14th eh? I'll get my tenderizer ready. I know how to handle meat.

You're talking about the steak...right?

Well, I wish all you men the best of luck on the 14th. Some will need it more than others (take that whichever way you want).

I have a feeling a bunch of us girls are going to be held up at someone's home drinking margaritas until midnight next Friday.

What's the matter, can't cook a little steak?

The 14th eh? I'll get my tenderizer ready. I know how to handle meat.

You're talking about the steak...right?

We can only hope

[djskrimp]

Well, I wish all you men the best of luck on the 14th. Some will need it more than others (take that whichever way you want).

I have a feeling a bunch of us girls are going to be held up at someone's home drinking margaritas until midnight next Friday.

What's the matter, can't cook a little steak?

The 14th eh? I'll get my tenderizer ready. I know how to handle meat.

I hope you mean the steak. Pounding a man's tender bits with a little metal mallet is like...unromantic.

[Keeker]

Well, I wish all you men the best of luck on the 14th. Some will need it more than others (take that whichever way you want).

I have a feeling a bunch of us girls are going to be held up at someone's home drinking margaritas until midnight next Friday.

What's the matter, can't cook a little steak?

The 14th eh? I'll get my tenderizer ready. I know how to handle meat.

I hope you mean the steak. Pounding a man's tender bits with a little metal mallet is like...unromantic.

Calm down everybody! Of course I meant the steak! ...And I'm a very gentle cook.

PS I don't actually own a tenderizer.... I make sure I get good quality meat in the first place.

Well, I wish all you men the best of luck on the 14th. Some will need it more than others (take that whichever way you want).

I have a feeling a bunch of us girls are going to be held up at someone's home drinking margaritas until midnight next Friday.

What's the matter, can't cook a little steak?

The 14th eh? I'll get my tenderizer ready. I know how to handle meat.

I hope you mean the steak. Pounding a man's tender bits with a little metal mallet is like...unromantic.

Calm down everybody! Of course I meant the steak! ...And I'm a very gentle cook.

PS I don't actually own a tenderizer.... I make sure I get good quality meat in the first place.

Aye. Must be nothin like a quality piece of meat eh? haha