Matser Volume is being gay =P. I every time I open it it appears offscreen (which is my assumption because it doesn't appear ONscreen) and I don't know how to centre it. Any ideas? =/

You could try either readjusting the resolution of your computer to a greater one then move the volume control thingamabob (tech as fuck term) into the centre.

You owe me 10 bux

I'll have a go

nope, my desktop is on the highest resolution anyway =P.

re-install windows.

Windoze, I guess? Maybe try moving your taskbar to upper edge of the screen, click, volume window opens below taskbar, gotcha...

actually, I don't know if it's there at all =P.

Are you aware of the Windows systemtray "Hiding inactive notifications"? Click the little arrow on the left edge of the system tray and all hidden icons re-appear.